Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.