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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
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Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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