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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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If you catch a man…throw him back.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. "I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts." And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
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Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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