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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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