What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.