Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!
Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.