Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris made time wait.