When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven. There is a brouhaha. Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem. Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls. It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly. The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him. "Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.