Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
Q:What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work. The philosopher can do without the trash bin.
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
A single car crash kills a Mexican family. 15 people died.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."