Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!