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Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep." Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.
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