Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep." Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
What do tigers wear in bed? Stripey pyjamas.