Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.