When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks:
"what the hell is this".
"It is called a cave" replied the mother.
The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks
"what the heck is this".
"This is called little Johnny".
The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song.
He started to sing
"when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground.
The father approaches his son and asks what he's looking at.
The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they're doing.
They father replies that the two spiders are having sex.
It's a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other.
The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg.
The father says that they're both daddy long legs.
The son stomps on them, killing them.
The father asks why he did that.
The boy replies "I don't want any of that faggot-ass shit in my yard."