Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground. The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?" "Yes." "Did you hit her with that golf club?" "Yes. Yes, I did," the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head. "How many times did you hit her?" "I don't know. Five...six ...put me down for a five."
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
Gays don't fart - their asses fetch a sigh.
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. 'What are you doing dear?' 'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females' 'How do you know what sex they were?' The man very confidently replied, "Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone."