What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ? The stories of whites start: Once upon a time... The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.