The best black people jokes

Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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