What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!