Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!