The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.