Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.