They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.