They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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