The best Chuck Norris jokes

Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
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