Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris