Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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