Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.