The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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