Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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