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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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