Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.