The best fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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