Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!