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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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