"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.