Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Vote:
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
Vote:
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
Vote:
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer.
Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse.
And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse.
Because there’s only one jack.
Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself?
You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are you kidding me!?
Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow.
That’s going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.