Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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