Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.