Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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