Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.