The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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