Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways