The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.