Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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