Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."