Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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