Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.