Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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