Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.