With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.