Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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