When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."