Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".