Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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