Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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