For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.