What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter.
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George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.
This parrot was a very nasty parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.”
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, “Why the change?”
The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.
Finally it creaks to a halt.
A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Vote:
Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?"
Patient: "I think I’m a chicken."
Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.