Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.