Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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