Chuck Norris is a fact.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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