Chuck Norris is a fact.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"