Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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