Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.