UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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