Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
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A: It was too current.
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A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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