Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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