Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.