Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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