Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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