Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.