Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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