Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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