Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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