Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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